Friendly NPCs don’t half go on and on.
The other day I had quite a long day out in company and I found myself thinking how nice it would be to have a Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls companion. Someone who never speaks unless spoken to, never “chats” or wastes a word on anything that doesn’t serve a tidy purpose, and provides a variety of services on demand with nary a complaint and barely a comment. People that carry your bags, go away when you tell them to go away without getting offended, and come back when you tell them to come back.
It had been a very long day.